1. Amazing Cosmetics Amazing Concealer
OK look. It’s concealer. Some things, when they’re good, just work the way they’re supposed to. Gas, for example. Or bottled water. This is good concealer. It also contains cucumber fruit extract which, you know, sure. That sounds nice. $28, amazingcosmetics.com
2. Viviscal Man Hair Growth Program
It’s a supplement that does its thing by promoting what you’ve already got. “Healthy hair growth starts from within,” claims Viviscal. Not like in a confidence-building, “the hair growth you desired was inside you all along” sort of way. But like, with science. Hair science. $49.99 (one-month supply) or other options, viviscalman.com
3. Bumble and Bumble Prêt-à-powder Très Invisible (Nourishing) Dry Shampoo
Shampoo is traditionally thought of as a liquid, but the folks at Bumble and Bumble say this stuff is dry. So that’s some cool science. Also, it’s apparently invisible.
Do you even care what it does at this point? It’s a dry shampoo! And invisible. (Note: What it does is, it cleanses roots and nourishes ends.) $29, bumbleandbumble.com
4. EO Ageless Skin Care transformative Night Serum with Tsubaki and Rose
Honestly, “transformative night serum with tsubaki and rose” sounds like something from one of those Japanese horror films that makes you sit whimpering in a corner for 30 minutes after watching it. In fact, it’s a glass bottle packed tight with organic botanical ingredients here to do battle with wrinkles and dead skin. $39.99, eoproducts.com